Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband
after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting
undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is
that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the
inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside
of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked,
"Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that
there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas."
Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.
A: Their bats flew away.
Why don't witches wear panties? So they can get a better grip on the broom!
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Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.
A: You can see right through them.
Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.
A: Because their belts are on their hats.
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A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween
dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened
by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your
buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
A: To get to the body shop.
Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
A: Pilgrims!
Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
A: To know which witch is which!
A: To know which witch is which!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
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